Pantyhose, like stockings, are ofthen measured by a funny number called ‘denier’. The denier number tells you how thick the hose is. It ranges from a 3 which ‘ve never actually seen but I’m told is extremely rare, very thin and barely visible when on.
Fifteen is your standard hose which most of us favour for daily wear but denier can go to 30 (semi opaque) and up to 100 which is both heavy and totally opaque (more like the denim look leggings I sell on my site).
Years ago all you could hope for were pantyhose in different colours (usually black, navy, tan or skin-tone).
These days you can get variety which boggles the mind, including:
- A huge variety of colours ranging from pretty pastels to fluorescent yellows which require sunglasses if you look for longer than 2 seconds
- Fishnets in a variety of “grid” sizes
- patterns ranging from florals to barnyard animals
- full-on murals which put many tatooists to shame
- low rise, high rise and any in-between rise your little heart desires
- hose with real gold and silver thread
- diamonds and other rare jewells sewn it at strategic points (or fake stones for the poorer cousins)
- footless, toeless and crotchless pantyhose, which have no gusset
And the list goes on and on and on.
These days we even have panty hose made especially for men.
I can’t see my very manly man trying them, but I’m sure there are many adventurous males out there who will give anything a go (or those who just get off wearing women’s underwear)!
In fact, do you remember that scene in Mel Gibson’s very funny movie What Women Want (with Helen Hunt) where he’s trying to put on a pair of pantyhose? That’s got to be one of the funniest scenes in a movie yet!
Anyway, enough of our poor, maligned Mel. Let me tell you what I plan for my next post. Think I’ll go for the health issues associated with pantyhose. I really don’t believe our private parts were designed to be wrapped in nylon (really just a big plastic bag) for hours on end. But let’s see what the experts say – next time.

In the meantime, be good, have fun and always make great memories.
Jo





